A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.  Feeling rather hungry, the cannibal sat down and looked over the menu:

Grilled Tourist: $5
Broiled Missionary: $7
Fried Explorer: $9
Baked Democrat or Republican: $150

The cannibal called over the waiter and asked, “Why is there such a price difference for the Politician?”

The waiter replied, “Have you ever tried to clean one?  They’re so full of crap, it takes all morning!”

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